The online celebrity tabloid “The Popcrunch Show” released an article entitled, “Hottest Student Bodies: The 50 Best Colleges Ranked by Looks” Monday, which displayed a list of 50 colleges and a blurb about the female population at each with photos attached.
Unfortunately, Texas women placed 12th. Then again, it was hard to compete with the top 10 when a typical top 10 photo (like this from Auburn University
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had to compete with a photo like this from our modest, stalked UT female population:
(our editors agreed this girl has no idea she was included on this site, nor being watched).
The blurb about us Texas ladies stated: “One word: chaps. They make for some of the hottest cheerleaders in the country. Like Ohio State, the University of Texas is absolutely massive, so no matter your taste in women you’ll be able to find it here.”
Here are some suggestions to get us number one next time:
- Wear chaps all the time!
- Save those pennies for bigger breasts!
- Look into the camera like you want that number one title (don’t be afraid of strangers taking pictures from high elevations)!
- Never give up! This is important!
And since the top winner was Arizona State, get UT back up to number one party school. Incoherence is very attractive on a young lady.
And quit being so modest!
Shutting down the sarcasm: UT women=number one.