Don’t get too excited, because we’re just talking about cardboard boxes.
A little trip to the Co-op the other day alerted UTDummies and the rest of the hopeless and migrant student population that our Longhorn-brand-selling-amigos were charging almost $3 for one cardboard box.
Additionally, a virtual trip to craigslist alerted UTDummies that everyone is freaking out and needs boxes.
So where to go to get sturdy, nice boxes for free, and with endless supply? The liquor store.
Why, we visited Centennial on Guadalupe and 30th just yesterday, and the nice man was just begging us to take away his boxes bearing the lovely names of “Wild Turkey,” “Buffalo Trace,” and “Captain Morgan”–all of our good friends.
This website has a list of liquor stores in Austin. Just remember, you went for the boxes.





