Ah, graduation…
the memories,
the gifts,
the remarkably expensive polyester gowns…
Yes, tonight (much like some species of bird) we shove an entire class of longhorns off the cliff that rises above work life, forcing them into the “Real World” ( a phrase that no longer refers to an MTV reality show).
For those of us still left in the trenches of a university education. I offer a solution to panicked stricken friends: the friendly social get together known as the graduation partay
TIPS for a successful celebration:
1. Libations (they will make all of the following tips EVEN better… duh)
2. Hilarious old pics of everyone peacing out. (naturally the more awful/and/or/hilarious the better)
3. An extensive playlists of songs para baliar. (include those that everyone knows but won’t admit to knowing…)
4. Toasts and tacky graduation garb (for the pics sake)
Any other things I missed?
CONGRADULATIONS LONGHORNS!
Tags: drink, graduation, party