Ever read the UTPD Campus Watch archive?
First and foremost, the writing is brilliant. Without it, one would never know that UT police officers move with “cat-like reflexes.”
UT for Dummies fave crime from yesterday:
Burglary of Coin-Operated Machine: A UT staff member discovered four coin-operated machines located inside the women’s restroom had been forced open and an unknown amount of product had been stolen. Loss value: Unknown at this time. Discovered on: 3-28-07 at 9:30 PM.
Loss value of tampons: priceless, is what they meant to say.
Additionally, the faithful squad posted this:
“Again the University of Texas Police Department is asking for your assistance in reporting any and all suspicious activity that you witness. Your telephone call could earn you a pizza of your choice.”
For joining clubs, solving crime, winning sports games… we salute you pizza.
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