The “Master Cleanse Diet” has been circulating through the UT community recently, but the opinions on it vary from “insane” to “best thing I ever did.”
A friend of mine lent me the actual book on the diet a few weeks ago, recommending it to me in the opinion form of the latter.
My first reaction was… sure. My second, after hours of thorough research, was… I will probably die from malnutrition. Then my third was, what the heck.
Because the jury is undecided on whether this body purification method is legit or not, I decided to take over the court and rule for myself. I know lots of kids are questioning trying the diet, so I, CD, am using UT4D to broadcast myself as the Master Cleanse guinea pig.
Every morning, beginning Saturday morning, I will wake up, ingest salt water, and then ingest a special lemonade cocktail. My discomforts, testimonies, grievances, and hopefully satisfaction will be documented for at least the minimum 10 days. And hopefully I’ll live.
Tags: master cleanse diet
April 17th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
We are all here for you, Chelsea…